Quotes About Banter

You could have said 'Excuse me.' (Zarek) I'm not talking to you. (Astrid) Love you, too, babe. (Zarek) You really are an animal, aren't you? (Astrid) Woof, woof. (Zarek)

That's why I have Jericho, Jared, and Zarek. (Acheron) Psycho-ass? You're bringing Psycho-ass back? (Nick) That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, punk. (Zarek)

You know, Uri, there's something seriously wrong with me. (Acheron) And you're just now figuring this out? Damn, you're the poster child for slow learning. (Urian)

His heart clenched as she made a kissing noise to him then handed the phone back to Vane. Gods, how he loved that woman.) Ahh, Tally, me lub you too. (Vane) Shut up, crotch-sniffer. You're not allowed to make lovey noises at me, only my honey is. (Talon)

By the way, don't breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)

Would like to join me? (Astrid) I think I'd look strange in a bikini. (Zarek) Was that a joke? Can it be you made a real joke? (Astrid) Yeah, I must be possessed or something. (Zarek)

Hey, man. Where have you been? (Dev) Out and about. You? (Talon) (Dev gave him a wicked grin.) Mostly in and out. (Dev)

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)

Yes, and for the record, he thinks you're insane, too. (Otto) Oh, goodie. But I guess that's only fair since I think he's psychotic. (Susan)

Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)

You want me here. (Artemis) Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron)

Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I can outrun him. (Asmodeus) Add me to that list of people you annoy. (Jericho) Oh. You're not going to singe my testicles over it, are you?! (Asmodeus) No plans to. (Jericho) Good. We can be friends, then. (Asmodeus)

Vik is our– (Devyn) Man-bitch. (Sway)

And I've been your monkey ever since. (Vik) Nah. You're not my monkey, Vik. You're my bitch. (Devyn) Of course I am. And I'll remember that the next time your shower door is stuck and you want me to open it…Wait. That does make me your bitch, doesn't it? Damn, I'm whipped. (Vik)

I'd rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian) If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi) You have to share if you do! (Xirena)

I love you, man. You rule! Thanks for the food. It touches me deep in my tender place. (Sway) I don't want to know nothing about your tender place, you freak. (Devyn)

Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again. (Cael) Thanks, Barney. How's Betty and Bam Bam doing? (Acheron) Great, if I could only get them away from Wilma and Pebbles. Those women are nothing but trouble. (Cael) Nah, they're good women. It's the ones in red who are always the downfall of good men. (Acheron)

She's best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You're married to Gracie? That was you? You're Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)

Why would you do that? (Delphine) Why do you think? (Jericho) Because I'm a bossy hag and you'd rather be enslaved to a man you hate than deal with me. (Delphine) You know…you're not funny. (Jericho) I think I'm hysterical. (Delphine)

What are you doing here, Simi? (Astrid) Feeling peckish. Is there any food? Something not too heavy. Maybe a cow or two? (Simi)

Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it's hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won't piss on the floor. (Jericho) It's not the floor I'm worried about. It's their cornflakes. (Delphine)

Sunshine, it's the Celt wanting a little reassurance that I haven't eaten you or anything. (Vane)

Fang, I think you better stop or Talon might turn you into a wolf kabob. (Vane)

You look like shit. (Vane) Yeah, well, I wouldn't date you either, asshole. (Fury)