Quotes About Banter

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?

Saw him where?" "While I was sitting outside with one of my half aunts." This seemed to satisfy Ronan was well, because he asked, "What's the other half of her?" "God, Ronan," Adam said. "Enough.

One of the lambs fixed its attention on Jared. "Baa," it flirted. "Boo," said Jared. "Oh my God, Jared. Don't tough-talk the lambs." "It was giving me a funny look.

Avery: "So I've been doing some thinking." Cam: "Oh God." Avery: "Shut up.

He responded a few minutes later. Okay. I wrote back. Okay. He responded: Oh, my God, stop flirting with me!

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

Being told that you are good at banter is like being told that you are a good person.

Good luck, man." Wraith clapped him on the shoulder. "For an angel, you don't suck." "Ditto. For a demon....well, you do suck." "Because I'm half vampire?" "Sure," Reaver said. "Let's go with that.

So you're her brother? Says Linn. I guess we know who got the good genes.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

Simon Cowell and I are great friends and we wind each other up. Rod Stewart and I do the same thing.

No tricks, Syn, " Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away."Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit, " I said

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'

Well," said Ronan, "I hope he likes it. I've pulled a muscle." Gansey scoffed, "Doing what? You were standing watch." "Opening my hood.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Humor is not far from my vocabulary.