Quotes About Banter

William: You'd look better with your hair chopped off. Reggie: You'd look better with your face chopped off.

Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain. Percy: Will you stop calling me that? Annabeth: You know you love it.

Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you. Silena: Awww . . . Percy, that is so sweet! Annabeth: Shut up, Silena.

Oh my god, I am so awesome! Leo bellowed. So awesome! Echo yelled back. He is funny, a nymph ventured. And cute, in a scrawny way, another said. Scrawny? Leo asked. Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Little sister! Apollo called. If his teeth were any whiter he could've blinded us without the sun car. What's up? You never call. You never write. I was getting worried! Artemis sighed. I'm fine, Apollo. And I am not your little sister. Hey, I was born first. We're twins! How many millennia do we have to argue—

You both should feel honored." "Right, very honored," I said. "Always wanted to be possessed!

Whats up, Seaweed Brain?

So, destroy? Cal asked. Clearly, the conversation was giving his two brain cells a serious workout.

Destroy them later? Cal offered, which was probably as close to friendly as he ever got.

That's us, he said. Those five nuts right there. Which one is me? I asked. The little deformed one, Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

You're already married! Hera protested. To me! Curses! said Zeus. Er, I mean, of course, dear.

Hey girl, he said, wiggling his eyebrows. You must be the riptide, 'cause you sweep me off my feet. He'd be practicing that pickup line for years. He was glad he finally got yo use it.

Set screamed something in Ancient Egyptian. I was fairly sure it wasn't a compliment. "I will rend your limbs from their sockets!" he shouted. "I will—" "Die?" Carter suggested.

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo. 'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.

Bow and quiver coming up, Nico said. And ukelele, Will added. Nico winced. Do we really hate Python that much? Will raised an eyebrow.

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.

Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George)

Leo," Jason said, "you're weird." "Yeah, you tell me that a lot." Leo grinned. "But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!

Want to hit Leo?

You've got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain? You'd probably kick my butt. You know I'd kick your butt.

Where were we?" he said. "Ah, yes, cake and sarcasm.

Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate.

Oh you two look delicious, Bast said, licking her lips. No, no-er, I mean wonderful. Now, off you go!