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Quotes About Banter

You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)
~ J.R. Ward
One more thing." "What." "I think we're dating now." As V barked out a laugh, the cop shrugged. "Come on....I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me started about the sponge bath afterward." "Fucker." "To the end.
~ J.R. Ward
You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)
~ J.R. Ward
I love you, asshole." Then Gavin laughed. "Right back at you, dickhead.
~ Jaci Burton
Liz: "Talking is overrated." Gavin: "Now you sound like a guy." Liz: "That's why you like me." Gavin: "Because you're a guy?
~ Jaci Burton
You could try being funny more often," she added, releasing her grip on his shirt. "If you do, I think I might someday be able to tolerate you, if I don't kill you first." Jason grinned. "That's the nicest thing any girl ever said to me.
~ Jack Campbell
We stop at the door. I'm still smiling. 'Well, bye,' Noah says. 'Don't call us! We'll call you!' I say to Noah. And I shoot the air with cowboy guns. Noah blinks.
~ Jaclyn Moriarty
A ta place, je tournerais la langue sept fois avant de parler, répliqua-t-il, une pointe d'espièglerie dans les yeux. - Dans ta bouche ou la mienne? Il se redressa et haussa un sourcil, l'air surpris. - Isabella, serais-tu en train de me faire du charme? Celle-ci poussa un long soupire théâtral. - Pas très subtil, hein?
~ Jacquelyn Frank
Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he added quickly "In a totally sister-in-law type fashion of course.
~ Lynsay Sands
I was like 'Okay, sure, fine, whatever swings your string,' and she was all 'Babycakes you swing my string,' which is a really nice thing for someone to say to you, especially before you use mouthwash
~ Unknown
A gaggle of giggles?" Meyer said, trying that one on me. My turn. "How about a prance of pussycats?" "Not bad at all. Hmmm. A scramble of scrumptious?
~ John D. MacDonald
You're a funny man, Post.
~ John Grisham
Jonathan is a musician and my best friend. I hope he does not read that last part. I would never call him my best friend to his face. I am from Massachusetts and he is from Connecticut, and New Englanders do not say things like that.
~ John Hodgman
If you are hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?
~ Unknown
Normal person flirting: Hey Cutie wassup? Me flirting: Your face. I like that.
~ Unknown
You're an asshole, you know that?' I asked him. It figured he would pick today to be funny and personable, but I wasn't in the mood. He smiled. 'I know. I work really hard at it.
~ Unknown
Oh, wonderful, you're growing on me at an alarming rate. If I get to the point that I agree we're friends, shoot me.
~ Mandy M. Roth
LUCAS GOT HOME, changed into jeans, a wool vest over a white dress shirt, and an Italian cotton sport coat, blue-black in color that would be excellent, he thought, for nighttime shoot-outs. It hadn't yet been tested for that. When he got back downstairs, Flowers had come in, wearing a barn coat, jeans, and carrying a felt cowboy hat. His high-heeled cowboy boots made him an inch taller than Lucas. "There better not be a fuckin' horse in my driveway," Lucas said.
~ John Sandford
Lucas nodded at him and said to the younger cop, "If you think that haircut makes you look like a Ranger, it doesn't. It makes you look like a fuckin' whorehouse doorknob." "Yeah, well, fuck you, too," the younger cop said. The older cop said, "Whorehouse doorknob? That's good. I'll have to remember that.
~ John Sandford
In my family, Father is the world champion at ending conversations.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
SPIDER: I guess you've got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I've got a stake, LOL.
~ Mari Mancusi, Stake That
I'm the only Red in our family! You know my father, my brother, my brother-in-law, my 14-year-old niece and two of my uncles are all City season ticket holders. So I'm gonna say 5-0 to United!
~ Ian Brown
Are Luisa and Valerie back?" "This afternoon, commercial flight. Luisa wanted to know, and I quote, 'whose nutsack she needs to gargle' to score a seat on the jet next time." "Woman has a way with words.
~ Marcus Sakey
I don't know what you two are up to," Hobart said. "But you be careful now, you hear? Don't do anything I wouldn't do." "Well now, that doesn't restrict us very much, does it?" Mark teased back.
~ Margaret Peterson Haddix