Quotes About Banter

I went out to dinner with a Marine. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast then."

Chris whistled. "Damn. That's hot." She swatted him. "Yeah, yeah," she dais. But her stomach fluttered. "I'm roasting actually." "That's not what I-

Well, I must say, that's one fine butt you have, Rachel." "No doubt you are referring to my incredible head butt." Rachel yawned. "Damn, that looks so easy when they do it on TV." Sam laughed softly. "Well, it was a gutsy move on your part, Rachel, smacking him with your head like that." "I only hope he's in as much pain as I am right now.

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.'

Who's your fat friend ?

With friends like you - who needs enemas.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Oh, stow your whids, you dreary watering-pot

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

Clever is the eunuch version of funny.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. "Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me.

Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?

I happen to be a fantastic kisser. Sadly, you will never get to find out.""Never say never, " he answers in a singsong voice."Thanks for that, Justin Bieber. But yeah, not going to happen, dude.

Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked. She shoved my shoulder. "No.

Oh, so your middle finger has a mind of its own then?" Alex asked with an amused look.I glared at him and said, "Yeah, and she was just sticking up for me

What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin', " Carlos says matter-of-factly.

So you're her brother?" says Lynn. "I guess we know who got the good genes."I laugh at the expression on Caleb's face, his mouth drawn into a slight pucker and his eyes wide.

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan

You look worse today than you did when you had two blackeyes.""Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things.

Godstrewth!" Brevant scoffed. "Brothers, sisters ... happens did you bring a granny or two along to tuck you to bed at night?" "Nay, friend," Henry answered blithely. "But we do have a faery dwarf who serves just as well.