Quotes About Intimacy

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.

All right, baby, " Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets. . . .

The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.

The goal of online dating is to get offline as quickly as possible.

If you have no shame, and it's your goal to get people into bed, how much higher could your success rate possibly be?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to being in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.