Quotes About Intimacy

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.

I don't have sex with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When sex is part of the conversation then there is a sense of entitlement for that woman.

There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

For a woman there is nothing more erotic than being understood.

A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea.

Will is a very interesting, unique man, and I'll tell you why. He makes love like a woman. He loves to touch, massage and feel. He makes love like he's in touch with himself, who he is. And he's a very sensual, incredible lovemaker.