Quotes About Amusement

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

Anybody amuses me for once. A new acquaintance is like a new book. I prefer it even if bad to a classic.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Even the gods love jokes.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Small things amuse small minds.

A joke is a very serious thing

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?

I think I have always had a little humor.

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But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

Life isn't fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

Funny is an attitude.