Quotes About Amusement

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

Keep your sense of humor. Stay funny.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

I just want to be known as funny.

The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself.

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.