Quotes About Amusement

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

The history of science is a record of the transformations of contempts amd amusements.

Hope is an amusement rather than a good, and adapted to none but very tranquil minds.

What I hope is that the book [Bink & Gollie] delights children. What I hope is that they laugh and laugh and laugh, just as we did when we wrote them.

If you've got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don't.

There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them!

Humor is the only reason to live.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them...

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

Good-humor is the clear blue sky of the soul.

Humor is the opposite of all self-admiration and self-praise.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Generosity, to be perfect, should always be accompanied by a dash of humor.

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

Fly-fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

Nothing is as universal as some good scatalogical humor. Even if it means having to be a little silly or cheeky, I think it is worth it.