Quotes About Amusement

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

Get all the good laughs you can.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.

Schadenfreude is so nutritious.

The crowd at the ball gameis moved uniformlyby a spirit of uselessnesswhich delights them—

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.

Fleming doubted all this but he listened anyway and thought with a kind of sardonic amusement that before the night was over life itself might grasp him by the scruff of the neck and jerk him out of the doldrums he seemed grounded in and into its swifter currents.

All along the avenue, cotton candy stands, fun houses, and games of chance were tightly shuttered, like clowns without makeup.

When a tree's leaves wave slightly or when you hear consistent creaking and groaning of limbs and there is no wind, chances are you are being laughed at by a tree. They may find your clothes ridiculous. Your hiking skills clumsy. Or your yodeling off-key. It is not cruel or teasing laughter. They are simply amused.

Everybody makes their own fun. If you don't make it yourself, it isn't fun. It's entertainment.

With blinded eyes I stared at the sky, this grey, endless sky of a crazy god, who had made life and death for his amusement.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

We live in God's amusement park.

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television."

Of course, in the process, you must never do harm to others in any serious way, or you'll cease to amuse Him. Then payment comes due for promises you didn't keep.

It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie.

I'm very good with technology, I always have been, and with machines in general. They seem not threatening like other people find them, but a source of fun and amusement.

Good-humor will even go so far as often to supply the lack of wit.

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.