Quotes About Amusement

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke.

Few things are more agreeable than the spectacle of a man who loses his temper; we should be grateful to such people for providing us with moments of often unsullied delight.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

Men will look back in amusement at the pretence that once caused people to refer to General Dynamics and North American Aviation and AT&T as private business.

I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary.

I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!

There is nothing more precious than laughter

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.

Drawing ... is an innocent & engaging amusement, often useful, and a qualification not to be neglected in one who is to become a mother & an instructor.

If one can't be happy, one must be amused.

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

To me, as to Pythagoras, music is not merely entertainment or amusement...but therapy...for actuating...the healing power that exists within us all: Life Energy.

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth.

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.

Kids are flat-out freaking hilarious if you are paying attention. Not just my kid, but every kid.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.

My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.

Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few.

Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know?

Life never be serious with you it always make fun of you so learn to have fun.

Men of genius are rarely much annoyed by the company of vulgar people, because they have a power of looking at such persons as objects of amusement of another race altogether.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.