Quotes About Diet

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.

A big mistake people make when they are trying to lose weight is that they stop eating. They'll eat salads once a day and then their body starts trying to protect itself and holds onto the fat.

Eat few suppers, and you'll need few medicines.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

You're not what you eat; you're what you believe about what you eat.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother.

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

If you fast, the fat in your body will waste away.

Once you come to terms with why you don't eat cats, dogs, monkeys, and dolphins, you will begin to understand why I don't eat cows, pigs, chickens, and lambs.

Your child will live a life ten years younger than you because of the landscape of food that we've built around them.

If you only design menus that are essentially junk or fast food, the whole infrastructure supports junk.

Thousands of people who say they love animals sit down once or twice a day to enjoy the flesh of creatures who have been utterly deprived of everything that could make their lives worth living and who endured the awful suffering and the terror of the abattoirs.

I've seen cruelty in my life. I was raised on a constant diet of humiliation. If you think a spanking and the threat of more punishment will bring me to my knees in blind submission to you, you abducted the wrong damn girl.