Quotes About Exercise

I've got this old-school workout - push-ups, sit-ups, tricep dips. And it worked. Anybody can do this at home.

I go jogging for 25 minutes every morning, even if I'm away from home.

Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I have to get back.

Fitness starts at home. What you eat is what you will look, just as what you sow is what you reap. Eat good food: eat fruits, vegetables, healthy grains, and don't go for sweet and trite food.

Jogging in the park is my excuse to look at all the girls.

Sometimes I hope that through osmosis I might get a workout - just by wearing the clothes.

I think the exercise of trying to figure out how to simplify concepts has been incredibly helpful to me over the last 13 years of teaching and I hope my students have benefited from it.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those three, you should, in the long term, stay relatively sane.

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect.

I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor

There is value in any experience that exercises those ethical restraints collectively called sportsmanship.

Drawing is exercise for a restless imagination.

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't think of what it might be.

What his imagination is to the poet, facts are to the historian. His exercise of judgment comes in their selection, his art in their arrangement.

If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.