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Quotes About Bed

He sat on the bed beside Carter. He tried one-handed to press Carter's finger to the home button on the phone. Beau said, "Won't work when they're dead. You need a capacitance signal in your skin to activate the ring. Gotta have a heartbeat to make that happen.
~ Karin Slaughter
Even Saints, I believe, are never cannonized until years after they've been carried to bed on six men's shoulders.
~ Kasey Michaels
His body was exhausted, but his brain had apparently discovered a secret amphetamine factory and was popping pills at will. The picture on the wall opposite his bed was
~ Kate Atkinson
Fanning Court. God forbid. Teddy could no longer sit in the chair. He could no longer leave the bed, no longer do anything. He was approaching the end of his twilight, entering into the final darkness. Viola imagined the synapses in her father's brain flaring and dimming like the slow death of a star. Soon Teddy would burn out completely and implode and become a black hole. Viola was hazy on the subject of astrophysics, but she liked the image.
~ Kate Atkinson
For a sick man the world begins at his pillow and ends at the foot of his bed.
~ Honore de Balzac
New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
~ Stephen Colbert
I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up
~ Daphne Zuniga
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
~ Ogden Nash
The worst that happened to men of science was that Galileo suffered an honorable detention and a mild reproof, before dying peacefully in his bed.
~ Alfred North Whitehead
Usura slayeth the child in the womb It stayeth the young man's courting It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth between the young bride and her bridegroom
~ Ezra Pound
Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick?
~ James A. Michener
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
~ Ogden Nash
Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.
~ Franz Schubert
I am not a morning person. I like to sleep in.
~ Martha Plimpton
I think there's only one sensible place for a person to be at 5:30 in the morning. That's in bed. And what am I doing? I'm out running. And I completely hate this.
~ Derek Clayton
Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.
~ Wavy Gravy
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
~ Ambrose Bierce
I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning.
~ Langston Hughes
She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.
~ Richelle Mead, Blood Promise
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart during the night, and in the morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
~ Mark S. Fowler
There is no business model in the modern media that promotes comity. If we worried too much about criticism, we wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.
~ Daniel Pfeiffer
The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.
~ Ilona Andrews
I read the script [Havenhurst] and I went to bed, but I woke up because somebody had knocked on my door. Or at least it seemed like somebody knocked on my door at, like, 4 in the morning.
~ Julie Benz