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Quotes About Bed

I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!
~ Jerry Reed
I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.
~ Ariana Franklin
The ideal companion in bed is a good book.
~ Robertson Davies
A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch
~ Gwen Stefani
And it is a great thing to die in your own bed, though it is better still to die in your boots.
~ George Orwell
The most secure method, to ruin your health, is a SICK BED!
~ Paracelsus
Someone wake me when it's over When the evening silence softens golden Just lay me on bed of dover Oh, I need help with this burden "Hush
~ Gayle Forman
What if in Scotland's wilds we viel'd our head, Where tempests whistle round the sordid bed; Where the rug's two-fold use we might display, By night a blanket, and a plaid by day.
~ Oliver Goldsmith
On his Hannibal Lector mask: I've got it at home. I wear it to bed every night.
~ Anthony Hopkins
I'm very attached to Paris because I have a base there and am also recording there, but New York is home to me when I'm in the U.S., because it's nice to have a bed to go back to.
~ Keren Ann
My best sunsets are always going to be in my home town, San Diego. Watching the sunset from the Pacific knowing that you're sleeping in your own bed, there's something special about that.
~ Jon Foreman
You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like a new night.
~ Gabrielle Union
my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head, Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
Home, more than anything, means warmth and bed.
~ Vivienne Westwood
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
~ Steven Wright
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
~ Groucho Marx
I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."
~ Mitch Hedberg
Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend.
~ Colleen Hoover, Hopeless
It was easy to imagine he'd just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn't going there.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
Back in our apartment, lights out, The Professor emerged from beneath the bed." - from "The Professor Spends the Night, " in issue 4 of Literary Orphans
~ Joseph Patrick Pascale
Dearest Jesus, holy child, make thee a bed, soft, undefiled, within my heart, that it may be a quiet chamber kept for thee.
~ Martin Luther
Get some sleep." He gestured toward the bed. "Take the right side. It's less lumpy." She didn't budge. "That doesn't mean I'm sleeping on the left side," he added quickly. "You can have the bed all to yourself." "Don't be so noble.
~ Janet Dailey
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
~ Janet Evanovich
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
~ Janet Evanovich