Quotes About Witty

John is a dangerous fanatic. - And you are not ? - asked Dagon. - I'm just dangerous.

I have the opposite of a dry sense of humor, so I'm always impressed by it. My sense of humor is wet and loud and risqué, like topless day at the water park.

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

That man is so old, he's older than his birthday.

I sew his ears on from time to time, sure.