Quotes About Witty

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

Here lies poet Goldsmith, for shortness called Noll, Who wrote like an Angel, but talked like poor Poll

See you in the funny papers," he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation.

Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are.

I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

Maybe, " he said in a slow, rural drawl, "you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy." "Well, " I said, "if you're going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn't it.

Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.

What surprises, etymology tells us, is what is "beyond grasp." Even the mind of the author cannot seem to keep what has been found: great poems exceed their creators. They are more capacious, capricious, compassionate, original, witty, strange, avaricious for beauty and range. The writer's life, the historical times, do not make the art. Art makes art.

I was always a bit of a class clown.

You missed a pedestrian," I said. "You want to go back and hit her?

He was a psychiatrist, as well as a warm, whimsical, and witty man who had a mind like a cluttered attic.

Miss Emily had an intellect you could slice logs with.

Sanzo to Gojyo: And give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it.

Preferirei chiedere un passaggio allo psicopatico del villaggio. Clay ha ghignato di nuovo. Dimentichi che sono io lo psicopatico del villaggio, darling .

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

Kennedy, he gushed, was "graceful, gay, funny, witty, teasing and teasable, forgiving, hungry, incapable of being corny, restless, interesting, interested, exuberant, blunt, profane, and loving.

When they write the sequel to the Bible, that shit is definitely gonna be in there.

Tall, dark fellow with a bit of a manner? Witty and knows it?" And a devil with the ladies, he thought but did not say aloud to his sister.

And then what happened next, well, it happened next, and history, that other word for irony, went its own foul witty way, sang its own foul witty ditty, and the girl was the one who died young in this story.

I hate it when you're the sane one. That's my job.