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Within our aforementioned analogy, the wheel represents the internet and the axle represents the human relationship to computerized technology.
~ Chuck Klosterman
But I can't deny my heart: I like to drink, and I like to rock. You think I'm an idiot? Fine. You don't have to come over.
~ Chuck Klosterman
The biggest problem in my life,' he said, 'is my work machine is also my pornography delivery machine
~ Chuck Klosterman
The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it's like Pet Sounds. The
~ Chuck Klosterman
Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
All I do is track a profane route to something (I hope) profound. Like swimming a river of shit for a kiss.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The government says Rant's alive because they need a villain. The kids say he's alive because they need a hero.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The worst strat­egy I could pur­sue is self-?im­prove­ment.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Watching white moon face The stars never feel anger Blah, blah, blah, the end
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The bad news is we don't have any con­trol. The good news is you can't make any mis­takes.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
If no sing, all youth condemned into poverty. Denied possible advancement and self-realization
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
That's the big letdown you'll notice about filming a movie: No underline music. No mood music.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Give me pity. Flash. Give me empathy. Flash.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Then the flash of the strobe. Give me sympathy. Flash. Give me brutal honesty. Flash.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
After a lifetime of posting on blogs and videotaping his every move and emotion for social media, he was facing nothing less than identity fatigue.
~ Chuck Palahniuk