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By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Don't take this the wrong way, okay? She chuckled grimly. My idea of Hell would be going to Heaven and being forced to pretend I'm like you for the rest of eternity.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Give me pity. Flash. Give me another chance. Flash.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Not to belabor the point, but counterfeit luxury goods truly represent a false economy.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Ah, Houellebecq. I've only read him in English translations so I'm sure I'm not getting the full greatness of his work, but golly, he writes better sex scenes than anyone else alive.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
And another thing," he cautioned me, "don't use a lot of commas. People hate sentences with lots of commas. Keep your sentences short. Readers like short sentences.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Depending on her mood, Judy Garland can still be more frightening than any demon or devil you might run across.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
trichloroethane [...] All my extensive testing has shown this to be the best treatment for a dangerous excess of human knowledge
~ Chuck Palahniuk
All through that lunch I feigned interest in her cats , yes , cats , while psychically begging her to love me and interview me .
~ Chuck Palahniuk
This is such a fine neighborhood, even the beer they leave out for the animals is imported from Germany or Mexico.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
So much for the journalist and the news being mutually exclusive. Nash
~ Chuck Palahniuk
shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler's a banquet waiter
~ Chuck Palahniuk
look right at me the way no eyes have all summer. "Your perception is all fucked up," Brandy says. "All you can talk about is trash that's already happened.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Marla... maldita turista, su mentira reflejaba la mía.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The fifth rule about Project Mayhem is you have to trust Tyler.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
To call this a social experiment was incorrect. It would never be allowed to fail.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
What caught Jamal's eye was a signed sepia-tone photograph of Emma Goldman mounted on a small bejeweled easel.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Madison Desert Flower Rosa Parks Coyote Trickster Spencer
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Not it. Her. Give the Falcon some respect, kid.
~ Chuck Wendig
You're brave and smart and kind and I'd be a fool not to trust you.
~ Chuck Wendig
The New Republic is not a military entity. It is one of democracy. And it is painfully naïve to think that democracy can work on a galactic scale.
~ Chuck Wendig
Thankfully, it's she who spoke. Not the skeleton. Because … gross.
~ Chuck Wendig
battle droid? The most incompetent droid soldier in the history of both the Republic and the Empire.
~ Chuck Wendig