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Yes, we outran them easily," Destiny replied. "It…it's because we're not human anymore. We outran them because we're creatures now.

My dream is that Cole gets punished for mouthing off the way he usually does. And his punishment is that he has to feed the chickens for the rest of his life. Everyone has to have a dream — right?

That's a perfect Cory story. I guess you're starting to get the idea. He doesn't need a rabbit's foot for luck.

The waitress headed back to the kitchen, shaking her head, wondering what on earth could be funny about pea soup…

The piano sounds became a roar, like an ocean of music crashing against the dark tile walls.

I turned away from the flashing red lights and hurried to my house.

Noah — get off me!" she demanded, trying to push the big duck off her chest.

Yes, that's the laptop I use to write all the Goosebumps books. I know it looks strange. That's because someone's lap is still attached. Don't touch it. I think it's contagious.

Draw draft of milk these words are milk the point of this is drink.

Is this your bedroom? she asked, and turned to look at him. Myrnin straightened and jammed the big red floppy hat back on his head. The feathers waved back and forth. Don't get any ideas, he said. I'm far too young and innocent for that kind of thinking.

That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.

There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit! Unquiet spirit? Shane said under his breath. Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?

I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

Nobody's cut out for this town, Shane said. Nobody sane anyway. Says the kid who came back. Yeah, kind of proves my point.

Rambo was a Green Beret, Hannah said. Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast.

I'm taking off my shoes.'' ''Fine. Shoes off.'' ''And my pants.'' ''Don't push it, Claire.

Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue. Shane shrugged. He hits like a girl, for a vampire.

It's in Latin." "So? What does it say?" "I don't read Latin!" "You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?

How'd you get to be so good at this? I had a good teacher. Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass. I mean you, dummy. Oh.

Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are? That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

That's very rude, Myrnin said. I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.

If you ask me if I'm imagining it again, I'm going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking." Michael raised his eyebrows and glanced at Eve. "He doesn't sound crazy." "Er," she clarified, "crazier. He sounds like he's back to normal, which is baseline crazy.

Jason talking about Michael - Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass, Jason snapped.