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You're not seriously going out again, are you?" "Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name's Laura. If you want more details, you're gonna have to download the video like everybody else.

Eeek," Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.

You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it. You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.

Hell's put in a skating rink," Shane said. "This is actually edible, Eve.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver's problem was the disease or just a bad attitude?

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so OK.

claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me.

He had on bunny slippers. These had fangs. They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane said, That is impressively wicked. Crazy, but wicked.

She doesn't usually back down that easily." "Maybe she's got class." Eve snorted. "Trust me," she said. "That girl's got no class at all.

Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass, Jason snapped.

Myrnin: I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider Claire: You're insane. Myrnin: Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm. (something like that)

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.' 'Is he UNstable?' 'I don't know, how can I tell? You're the crazy whisperer!' She had a point. Claire couldn't help but smile about that.

Myrnin, she said. He didn't show up at the rendezvous. And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

Follow my finger. He moved it around, tracking my eye movements. Any blurred vision? Well I think I'm hallucinating, because I see a big talking pile of crap. - Joanne Baldwin.

claire:Now shane was talking sense?Wow was it opposite day?

Right, that was awkward. Eve, you stay and..., bake or something. The hell I will.

He waited a second, then made an abrupt flapping motion with his hands. Well? he demanded. I'm a vampire, you silly woman. Ask me in! We're wanted felons, you know!

I'm a vampire. I have secret powers..Actually, your mom let me in -Michael Glass

I can handle Glory. Can you? Eve asked. Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory. He shut up. Which is probably about the only smart thing he can do, Claire thought.

You're the crazy whisperer!