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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

I walked away exhilarated by my success, because there's nothing like making a difference in someone's life, even if that difference is a lifetime of nightmares and a fortune in therapy bills.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

how GDP in fact imposed an ideology of applied patriarchy onto the measurement of economic progress, alongside many other limitations.

Rainelle offered him coffee but he declined, asking instead for a hatchet and rope, an odd request but I wasn't from around here so I didn't judge. Coyote

Why does it have to be Coyote?" Marina's pleading voice sounded like any mother who grieved as a child marched off to battle. Even the ugly ones.

Coyote lowered the flask and munched on something. "You had another worm in there?" I asked, wondering what he chewed. He shrugged. "Worm, cockroach, don't know.

The crow never brought good news, like I was needed in Cancún to rub sunscreen on horny coeds.

Si el hemisferio izquierdo del cerebro fue el que dio lugar a la física newtoniana, el derecho es el que ha dado lugar a la física cuántica.

La realidad es un manojo de poemas sobre los cuales nadie reclama derechos de autor. Debajo de cada piedra, de cada baldosa, se esconde un poema.

La realidad es un manojo de poemas sobre los cuales nadie reclama derechos de autor.

If you are killed because you are a writer, that's the maximum expression of respect, you know.

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.

Do you know, Carter, that I can actually write my      name in the dust on the table? Faith, Mum, that's more than I can do. Sure,      there's nothing like education, after all. —Punch

Holding her great breast in both hands as if she were holding a pudding, Mrs. Otterley rushed out.

Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason? Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason. —Sir John Harrington

They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good.

The biggest double bed I'd ever seen. The

Clare concentrated on the words trying hard to press them into her memory and wishing they were solid objects that she could keep and carry around with her.

IT STARTED THE WAY a lot of things in tenth grade started, with Itzy Wolcraft shrieking across the cafeteria.

Such meanness served up in the sweetest tones, and to someone whose need for love was terrible in its completeness.