Quotes About Author

Of course they were eaten, ? he retorted, his eyes flashing in cold humour. "Trolls generally aren't exactly renowned for being vegetarians.

The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos.

I tucked the feather into my bra, then glanced up at the sudden heavy silence. "What?"Blake grinned. "What else you got in there? Can I see?""Shut up, Blake!" said the rest of the boys.

Son of a—Rora?" Blake slid out of the crater he'd just made in the wall. "Crap. What are you doing here?" He saw my wrist. "Handcuffs? I definitely want that story.

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time.

Do you think they're going to buy that a guy in tacky leather chaps dances like this?" I scoffed when he twirled me back into his emb

What is Hell like?" I blurted out before I could stop myself. Damn my curiosity. "You've never been there?" He eyed me suspiciously. Yeah, I went to Hell every summer for vacation.

She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies

I got this delicious bottle of perfume called Fabreze

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater.

You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)

Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.

The beauty of dystopia is that it lets us vicariously experience future worlds - but we still have the power to change our own.

The illusion that we understand the past fosters overconfidence in our ability to predict the future.

Education is a danger... At best an education which produces useful coolies for us is admissible. Every educated person is a future enemy.

The new meaning of soul is creativity and mysticism. These will become the foundation of the new psychological type and with him or her will come the new civilization.

Global warming is no longer a philosophical threat, no longer a future threat, no longer a threat at all. It's our reality.

It's a shame that we have to use whatever leverage we have in Congress to get the president to deal with the biggest problem confronting our future. And that's our excessive spending.