Quotes About Author

Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.' 'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.

I started a funny book from the 1930s called The Code of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse. Wodehouse is a comic genius.

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason, so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan."

How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?

She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Mal snickered. "What's so funny?""I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him.

I passed out from stress? That's it?""I believe the princess term is fainted, " said Thorne.

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

But Amy, " Elder says. "Space suits!

The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin.""Tell that to James Bond

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.

Objection!" Metz shouts.Grounds?" the judge asks.Well...he's my witness!

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.

Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.