Quotes About Author

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.

Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

Ruth's writing is so joyful, funny and uplifting; it's always a real treat of a read.

John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.

If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy could be deeper than tragedy, in my view.

Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them.

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Certainly my films are cinematically unusual, and quite contemplative in their pacing compared to conventional films, but I think overall they are quite engaging, accessible, and even funny.

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

I just happen to be a sucker for humor. So anywhere I can sneak in something that I find potentially interesting or funny I do it as much as I can get away with.

I write funny nonfiction adventure books about crazy, serious worlds.

People are so funny. There's no winning with commenters or anonymous people. They'd be rude that I was overweight, and now they're rude that I'm healthy.