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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.

I chose Eat: LA as a broadcast partner because of its good taste, sense of humor, and spirit of adventure.

I got my start in silent radio.

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

Twolegs are mousebrain

This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.

I sometimes think humor and satire are more effective techniques for expressing social statements than direct comment.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

Donald Trump's humor is hostile to a fault.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' .

Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you count the one I was a rat

Latin is already a dead language, man... don't make it any deader.

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

I gave up on cussing - I'd run out of words filthy enough - and just started praying.

It's so shameful of me: I like you.

Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death.

Demons live in many lands, but particularly in Prussia.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.