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I'll show them 'love is worthless,' Silena Beauregard grumbled as she strapped on her armor. I'll pulverize them!

Your mom is a rainbow goddess? You got a problem with that? No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.

Oh, Hazel is awesome, Don Said. She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!

He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso.

I can't believe Sadie's going to let me have the last word. Our experience together must've really taught her something. Ow, she just hit me. Never mind.

After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That's fine for Carter, but I have standards.

You seem to be clean, Terminus decided. Do you have anything to declare? Yes, Percy said. I declare this is stupid.

Check your spam folder The prophecies might be there No? Well, I'm stumped. Bye

Whathat! Tyson gasped. Those are the stables for the pegasi, I replied, You know, winged horses? Whasthat! Um... those are the toilets.

Also … the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do.

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!

Well, I live a double life. Tonight, I'll escort you to dinner. Then I have to rush home and finish my calculus homework.' 'You're not joking, are you?' 'I never joke about calculus homework.

Ask me again, once we defeat Gaea.

Tyson! Thank the gods, Annabeth is hurt! You thank the gods that she is hurt? he asked, puzzled.

I should've been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission—the nerve!

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our ratings had been any good.

He's a restless soul, always looking for another chance to drive,' Nico said. 'The last few years, he's been my driver whenever I need one.' 'You have a zombie chauffeur,' Leila said.

Clovis,' Nico growled, 'for the gods' sake, stop dreaming so powerfully!

Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn. Yeah, it's a gift.

Used to be goddy Now uptown feeling shoddy Bah, haiku don't rhyme

Right." Sadie looked dazed. "You've got a monkey butler. Why not?

I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I'm on your side. Gods are such jerks! But what can you do? Probably my expression actually conveyed: It's not my fault! Please do not kill me!

We're on the moon," Sadie murmured. "El Paso, Texas," Bast corrected.