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Satyrs aren't dryads, but we have roots, too. Camp Half Blood is mine.

Keep a demon busy, I thought. Right. Maybe he fancies a game of Tiddlywinks.

You have a humming dodo bird, I said stupidly.

like the children of Thor? At least their dad had a movie franchise.

Meg looked at me with something resembling respect. "What did you do to them?" "Nothing," I said. "Half the trick to being a god is knowing how to bluff.

And now, Anubis, I find you in this den of iniquity, this morass of questionable behavior, this...this--' 'School?

Did he just call his hammer Mee-Mee? - Magnus

How flattering," I grumbled. "My soul glows.

I will tell you a secret, Andiron said. When I whispered into that well, I made a wish. I wanted to be as kind and as good as you, brother. You are perfect.

Actually," he said, "you're not far off. Uncle Leo brought some toys for all you good little demigods.

The coach could do a goat-hoof tap dance around Nico's head and the son of Hades wouldn't even budge.

Oo! Nico raised his hand. What about Dr. Thorn? That was awesome how you shot him with arrows! Is he dead?

Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!

you know festus means happy in Latin right? You want us to go save the world on Happy the dragon? -Jason to Leo in the lost hero

It's just Annabeth mom jeez!

Chiron said the word assist as if meant slap upside the head with extreme prejudice.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?' Wadjet roared. 'YOU DARE TAKE A SELFIE WITH THE COBRA GODDESS?

I'm Crusty, he said, with a tartar-yellow smile. I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are.

Maybe it was just my imagination, but before Alex went down the ladder, she gave me a look like You okay? Or maybe she was just wondering why I was so weird, as per usual.

The woman was beautiful in timeless, regal way- like a statue you might admire but could never love.

Did you bring me a rat? He has no time for rats, George. No time for rats? That's just sad.

I may be biased, but I think jackals are cute and cuddly, even if they were known for digging up graves in Ancient Egypt.

Yikes! I thought. Yikes, yikes, yikes! I am eloquent in times of danger.

You missed a pedestrian," I said. "You want to go back and hit her?