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BEHOLD THE CHEDDAR! [Leo] announced. ALL HAIL THE CHEESE CONQUERORS!

One of the natural consequences of being so awesome is that I attracted envy from all quarters.

With his sanity intact," I agreed. Then I looked again at Dionysus, god of madness, who seemed to be giving Nico advice. "Oh…

Honey?" I asked. "Don't you dare call me that," Alex growled. Possibly he was kidding. I didn't want to ask.

Hold up. Leo stepped forward, wagging his Wii controller. Did you just call my a ship a monstrosity? I KNOW you didn't that.

Tyson, thank the gods. Annabeth is hurt!' 'You thank the gods she is hurt?' He asked, puzzled. 'No!

Paolo gripped my shoulders and kissed my cheeks. I may have blushed. He was quite handsome when he wasn't bleeding out from dismemberment.

Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!

Ptolemaic gods are awful ,' I said. 'They're unpredictable, temperamental, dangerous, insecure -' 'Like a normal god, then,' Meg said. 'I hate you,' I said. 'I thought you loved me.' 'I'm multitasking.

Now i'd like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran.

scowled. "That's fine. But...Kym who?" Poseidon coughed into his fist. "She's one of mine.

Sometimes she teased me that she'd eventually catch up to me in age and be my older sibling. Looking at her now, with that determined glint in her eyes and the confidence in her voice, I could almost believe her

Hey! Guy with scary eyes? Madison called out. You know what a moose does when someone insults her family? Ivan raised his eyebrows. She does this. Madison crouched down and charged Ivan. Her head hit him in the stomach.

I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB.

trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.

Hmph. Yes. Him. He had the nerve to turn down our offer of immortality and tell us to pay better attention to our children. Er, no offense." "Oh, how could I take offense? Please, go on ignoring me.

One trog whispered, "Who is that?" His companion whispered back, "Don't know, but he can't be important. He's wearing a Mets hat.

Eldhusfifls!" Halfborn roared. (That was another of his favorite insults. As he explained it, an eldhusfifl was a fool who sat by the communal fire all day, so basically, a village idiot. Plus, it just sounded insulting: el-doos-feef-full.)

I wondered if Grover could still read my emotions, mixed up as they were.

I felt a little self-conscious walking the streets with a glowing broadsword, so I had a conversation with my weapon. (Because that wasn't crazy at all.)

Lemurs? Frank asked nervously. I'm guessing you don't mean the furry little guys from Madagascar?

For once you're right, brother dear,' Sadie said. 'As much as I'd love to be a literal goddess, I suppose I'll have to remain a figurative one.

The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.