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I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.

Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.

God had bestowed on him a snowy whiteness of complexion and an enviable determination.

The best chapter in the book of life is always the one that's not written yet. Make sure that you start writing on those blank pages with your own words that come straght from your heart. Be the master of your destiny, the real author of your book of life, and most importantly, don't let others dictate their words to you ever again.

aan my twee geskenke gegee: rigting en selfrespek.

While self-change requires becoming a nonracist person, societal change requires becoming an antiracist one.

Caladfwlch is 'hard lightning' in Welsh. The silly French dubbed the blade Excalibur.

I liked him because, during my years as a journalist, i had discovered that a peck of delinquency is sometimes more worthy than a pitcher of piety.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.

Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

Are you taking my hat hostage?

Is that it?" "No. That's a wall." "It could be disguised." "You're not very good at looking for things, are you?" "I'm good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.

What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.

Have you killed anyone?" she asked quickly. "What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?" "But you haven't actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file." He glowered. "Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven't

You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.

You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.

You're still upset about that time I made you explode, aren't you? I can tell.

He is the best, in my whole life i have only read his books!!!!!!

He has a name." "Oh yeah. Skulduggery isn't it?" Fletcher responded. "That's an unusual one. Tell me were you born a skeleton or were your folks just disturbingly hopeful?

But he's in shackles, right? You beat him?" "I like to think I beat him in a moral sense, in that he's an assassin and I'm not, but apart from that, no, not really.

Please don't arrest me." "Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop." "Are you sure?" "Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure." "You could be undercover.