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Milo turned to Glen. "What about you? Can I trust you not to do anything stupid?" "I am a creature of the night," Glen whispered. "That'll have to do," said Milo, and hurried out.
~ Derek Landy
You Necromancers have your messiah," Finbar said, "now we Remnants have ours.
~ Derek Landy
The one in the glasses looks cute." "He's a tool." "But not that cute," Sally said quickly. "In fact, if you had let me finish before interrupting, you would have heard me say he looks cute, but, on closer inspection, he's obviously a tool.
~ Derek Landy
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
~ Derek Landy
Valkyrie: Guild doesn't like me Skulduggery: That's true Valkyrie: He doesn't like you either Skulduggery: Now that is mystifying.
~ Derek Landy
Can we get Serpine back in here?" Saracen grumbled. "I feel that I need to punch someone.
~ Derek Landy
The great Skeleton Detective, in the flesh – figuratively speakin', of course.
~ Derek Landy
Children can be so cruel,' the Doctor said. 'Children's writers can be even worse.
~ Derek Landy
You," Sanguine said, "are the worst psychic I've ever met.
~ Derek Landy
You ask in awful lot of questions." "When I grow up, I want to be a detective just like you." He looked over and saw her grinning. He laughed. "I suppose you do share my penchant for raising Cain.
~ Derek Landy
Do not do that!" it said. "I have a delicate heart!" "That it keeps in a jar on its desk," Clarabelle whispered loudly.
~ Derek Landy
We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious
~ Derek Landy
Skulduggery Pleasant walked off the battlefield, and Lord Vile walked into my Temple. - High Priest Tenebrae
~ Derek Landy
Valkyrie!" Melancholia called. "Please help me!
~ Derek Landy
Skulduggery tilted his head. "Do you have a car?" "Nope." "Then we'll take mine." "Probably wise. I think I've forgoten how to drive.
~ Derek Landy
Lament turned to Skulduggery. "Do you want me to hold your hand?" "I'd rather you didn't." "Perfectly understandable," Lament said.
~ Derek Landy
I think you have my bag," Amber said... "So what are you gonna do? Turn me in?" ... "No, not really." "Then do you want to buy me dinner?" - Clarissa
~ Derek Landy
I planned all of this," Skulduggery whispered. "Oh, shut up.
~ Derek Landy
Give it to me!" the woman screamed. "Give it to me!" Nye scuttled over. "Mr Scapegrace, you know the procedure cannot be repeated, your brains are in far too deteriorated a condition." "You! Gave! Me! The! Wrong! Body!
~ Derek Landy
Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low
~ Derek Landy
I'm about to make myself some tea," she said, leading the way to the kitchen. "Your dog is gnawing on my head." "She's just happy to see you.
~ Derek Landy
Do you have bullets?" "Uh, no." Skulduggery paused. "Excellent," he said, and tucked the gun away.
~ Derek Landy
And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The
~ Derek Landy
Shakespeare is the happy hunting ground of all minds that have lost their balance," Skulduggery responded. "Are we going to boast about how well-read we are all day or are we going to talk?
~ Derek Landy