Quotes About Author

Hell? Mr. Human Boy Person? Can you hear the Simi? Or are you dead? Hello? (Simi)

Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba) I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)

Ah, you fight like a sissy demon. (Takeshi) Sissy demon? Have you ever met a sissy demon? (Savitar) I killed three this morning. (Takeshi)

Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)

So how many women have you visited in their dreams? (Geary) Is this one of those questions that if I don't answer it correctly, you get angry at me? (Arik)

My kingdom for a gun. (Geary) You don't have a kingdom. (Brian) And I don't have a gun- looks like I'm shit out of luck all the way around, huh? (Geary)

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I don't understand, I actually like you…most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher)

Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of you Pop-Tarts for breakfast. (Ambrose)

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn't…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)

You would make a great teacher. (Grace) Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)

I'm going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)

I need some Starbucks. What about you? (Cassandra) Always game for java. Give me ground-up beans or give me death. (Katra)

Desi, babe. Still playing your little games, I see. Now why don't you be a good Daimon and show yourself to me? (Kyrian)

What now? (Shahara) I'm thinking. (Syn) Could you think a little quicker? (Shahara) You're not helping. (Syn) You're lucky you're still breathing and not limping. (Shahara)

Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)

Total evil. dang, his principal had been right all along... he really was demonspawn.

Oh, baby, this ain't asshole. Trust me. There's a whole keg of asshole I haven't even begun to tap yet.

Don't be jealous, baby. We'll get to you in a jiffy. (Daimon) Jiffy? What kind of pathetic wuss uses the word 'jiffy'? (Xypher)

Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma'am? (Waiter) 'How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?' (Grace)

Julian was the son of Diokles of Sparta, also known as Diokles the Butcher. That man made the Marquis de Sade look like Ronald McDonald. (Ben)

What happened to your hair, tiger? (Fang) It fell off. (Wren)

I know it's a bit nosy– (Susan) A reporter being nosy? Damn, there's something you never see. (Ravyn)

Can't you nudge her into submission? (Taryn) Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I'd fry my brain trying. (Sphinx)

You smoke? (Randy) Only when I'm on fire. (Steele) I don't appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy) I'm an acquired taste. (Steele)