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He is kind of like Yoda... 'There is only do or do not. There is no try.' That actually succeeded in making her laugh through her tears. you're a Star Wars fan? Oh yeah. May the Force be with you.

And if I don't want you to? (Ravyn) You know, you'd look really weird in a dress and high heels. (Susan) What's that supposed to mean? (Ravyn) It means you're not my mother. Now stop arguing and help me find my shoes. (Susan)

If you're trying to Seduce me, Vane, you're a bit late. At his point I'm pretty much a sure thing for you.

I know I don't want to ask this, but the compulsion's more than I can bear. What's kind of human? Ash She's a ghost. Nick What kind of idiot dates a ghost? Ash

I wonder what Talon would say. (Gallagher) He would tell you not to piss me off. (Acheron)

Any idea how to get my brother out of there? (Phobos) Dynamite. With any luck it might blow the bastard up, too. (Jericho)

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I'm sure they're desperate for people who can cow others with a single growl. (Susan)

Yeah. I don't need much, and whatever else I need I'm sure I can buy since the Council knows that I am the charmed one who has to be humored lest the big bad Norseman go a Viking on their heads. (Chris)

You the Dark-Hunter? Kyrian arched a brow. You the flunky? I don't like your tone. And I dont't like you. Now that we've dispensed with the introductions and have declared our mutual distaste for one another, why don't you take me to the one who holds your leash?

Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)

I have you here. Why shouldn't I be pleased? (Stryker) I can think of a million reasons, starting with the fact that I want to kill you more than I want to breathe. As for the others, would you prefer them in order of importance or alphabetically? (Zephyra)

Look, I promise I'm not psychotic. Eccentric and idiosyncratic, but not psychotic. (Sebastian) I'll bet the prisons are full of men who have told women that. (Channon)

What hostile parasite is tunneling through her sphincter? (Zarina)

Should I be offended? (Livia) Please don't be. I pride myself on being socially inept. But the only people I ever intentionally offend are my bevy of brothers. And speaking of, where's Big Bad Angry One? (Zarina)

In essence, we're their servants who help them and who guard them from the public. (Leo) Oh gee, golly, goodie, Mr. Leo! Can I have my eyes gouged out, too? (Susan)

Thanks for outing me. (Alix) Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero)

She's my wife. (Stryker) Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra)

Maybe they're customers. (Simone) For a doll store? Yes, I can just see them now…I'll take the frilly pink baby doll. (Liza)

I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you (Darion)

I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)

And he's just plain odd. And what is your problem that you keep putting yourself in my way? (Geary) She's feisty, Skotos. I can see the appeal. (ZT)

You're being remanded into Gourish custody…dead. (a Partini) 'Cause let's face it, dead was just easier. Or so they thought.' (Syn)

I give you points for persistence, but you lose a few for being slow on the uptake. (Rae)

These are used solely for Blood Rites. (Leo) Is that like special ed? (Susan)