Quotes About Timing

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!

And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.

Because also, sometimes things that are really funny on the day, when you look at them in post can feel too broad, you know? Sometimes not, but it's kind of weird how that can change.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.

If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.

Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

The show doesn't go on because it's ready it goes on because it's 11:30.

always schedule your comeback.

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?""Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

It is never too late or too soon. It is when it is supposed to be.

I would like to direct in the future, but I am in no hurry with that.

Trust in Divine timing. Your future holds something far greater than your past.

The important thing is to be there, score when needed. It's better if the goals are beautiful, better still if they are important.

Moving first is a tactic, not a goal.

You only get a second to score a goal in football. In Wolves' case it was 20 seconds

God is never late, we're just impatient.

He who laughs last laughs longest