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Quotes About Timing

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
~ Garry Shandling
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
~ Woody Allen
Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
~ Bette Davis
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
~ Bertolt Brecht
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
~ Jack Benny
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
~ Demetri Martin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
~ George Carlin
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
~ Bette Davis
First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.
~ Elisabeth Dale
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.
~ Evan Davis
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
~ Helen Rowland
Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
~ Deborah Kerr
Each one of an affectionate couple may be willing, as we say, to die for the other, yet unwilling to utter the agreeable word at the right moment
~ George Meredith
Don't wait 30 years to tell someone you had a crush on them. In fact, don't wait 30 seconds.
~ Unknown
Love comes to you just at the right time the time you never thought it would have.
~ Unknown
The day I met you I knew that someday, I would be in love with you. I did not know that the day would come so soon.
~ Unknown
God will always give us what is best for us at the right time. We just shouldn't give up on Him even when it seems we aren't getting what we so much love or want now.
~ Terry Mark
You never fall in love by yourself, love captures you. Love comes to you when you don't need it really, and it comes to an end when you need it the most.
~ Unknown
Don't force yourself to fall in love just because you think it's your turn.
~ Unknown
After all, love is all about timing. If you don't say the right thing at the right moment no matter how much fate was involved in the relationship, everything will be ruined. Even if you regret it, it will be too late.
~ Unknown
The beauty of love is that, You can fall into it with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time..
~ Ritu Ghatourey
Its sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along.
~ Unknown