Quotes About Life

I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

It's funny, but... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you.

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.