Quotes About Life

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.

The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.

Cancer is always funny.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

To be creative and spontaneous, you have to live with imperfection.

It was funny, Skip thought, how much attention children demanded the first few years of their lives and how hard adults strove ever after to get their attention.

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?" "I'll try,"I told him seriously. "You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

It's a funny old world.

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.