Quotes About Life

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life.

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party.

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens

No one here is allowed to die without my permission.

Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life, " Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed.

It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.

We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

Being HIV positive doesn't necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

Life is a circle. It spins you around.

Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays.

I must be alive, " Gawain said hoarsely. "Dead doesn't hurt this much.

You know, " he says, voice still low."I have had nothing but trouble since you walked into my life." "I'd walk straight back out of it if only you'd let me.

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly.