Quotes About Attitude

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet!

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

A woman has the age she deserves.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Live your life and forget your age.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.