Quotes About Attitude

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.

Women are temperamental. Thats 90% temper and 10% mental.

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a woman and begins to act like a man