Quotes About Attitude

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.

The worst drug of all is seriousness versus humor and pleasure!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

My experience is to deal with things through humor.

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

When you're older, no matter how good your humor is you don't always feel perky and peppy. But if you sit home all day and brood about it, it gets worse.

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"