Quotes About Attitude

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.

One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs.

humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle

How can I die? I'm booked.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

A sense of humor is needed armor.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble.

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.

everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour.

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.