Quotes About Attitude

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Roses are red Violets are blueI don't go on this accountSo go away SHOO!

If it was appropriate to judge a person based on her footwear - and it obviously was - I decided I liked her immediately.

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.

One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

The only good thing about people not taking me seriously is that I'm not serious myself!

I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list.

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may, ' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip.

Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could have hoped for under the circumstances.

You are never to drive like that, " I told them. "Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

Positiveness is not a god gift. Things are negative when you realize that frog inside you is not able to jump high.

You can make heaven out of hell, or hell out of heaven. The choice is yours.

I never said you had to like it. You have to accept it. No regret."-Clare Harding.

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

If you've got it, flaunt it. And if you don't got it? Flaunt it. 'Cause what are we even doing here if we're not flaunting it?

If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need.

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

Why you'll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.

Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.