Quotes About Confidence

Appearance is the consequence of fitness, and confidence is a consequence of capability.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl, I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

Tell me I'm beautiful, it's nothing. Tell me I'm intellectual - I know it. Tell me I'm funny and it's the greatest compliment in the world anyone could give me.

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people that, especially with haters, that you should just ignore them.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it.

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.