Quotes About Confidence

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

"Not sure," he retorted; "you call yourself a journalist, and admit there is a subject under Heaven of which you are not sure!"

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

As a woman, you're not limited to being one thing or the other. You can be feminine and sexy and beautiful and hot and funny.

I can conduct better than I count.

Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.