Quotes About Experience

All theory is against the freedom of the will; all experience for it

I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between. I want the freedom to try everything.

Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

True intimacy is the experience of real acceptance and authentic vulnerability without feeling the need to apologize or fear rejection. The freedom to just be and know it's all good.

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience.

We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we got so old!

It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

Age attacks when we least expect it.

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.