Quotes About Family

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

I go to my parents' over Christmas. I definitely do, but I don't see it as a Christmas because during Christmas there was also a Viking holiday. So I just to choose to see it as that!

Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.

Memories and magic is what Christmas is all about.

The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind of a year you've had; it's a fresh start.

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.

My earliest memory is of the best Christmas gift ever, a toy train. I remember riding that thing all through our house.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all.

My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

Christmas Day is the festival of optimism.

Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.