Quotes About Family

As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They're called relatives.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday.

I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She's kinda a creep but she's got a pool.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

For me, Christmas is about family, loving, forgiveness, compassion, understanding and comradery.

Christmas to me is very much about family and the depths of winter.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up.

Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus

Christmas, my child, is love in action.

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.

Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.

When purchasing gifts becomes the focal point of the season, we lose focus on what's truly important.

Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven.

I had hard feelings around the holidays, the one time of year I couldn't help but fall prey to the canned self-pity Christmas prescribes.

It's not about presents but it is about your presence. Therein lies the spirit of the holiday season.

The family is the key of Christmas.

Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock.

Hot cocoa and cold toes remind me of Christmas.

Another Christmas PoemBlood Christmas, here again.Let us raise a loving cup:Peace on earth, goodwill to men, And make them do the washing-up.