Quotes About Family

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.

The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?

The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance

A happy family is but an earlier heaven

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have everything.

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.